So one day a guy is walking down the beach and sees a girl without arms and legs. She stops him and says, "Can you hug me? I've never been hugged before."
The guy said yeah and hugged her.
The next day he sees the same girl and this time she asks for a kiss, once again he agrees.
The day after that he's walking on the beach again and sees her. That day she asked him if he would fuck her because she hasn't been fucked before. Hearing that, the guy picks her and and throws her into the ocean and yells, "You're fucked now!"
- Shelby
- Wailuku, Maui, Hawaii, United States
- Because my hand writing gets ugly after a couple pages, and sometimes its to the point where I can't even read it. And I have a lot of things to say and things on my mind that I need to put down. This is my solution.
4 comments:
I heard it the opposite way before. lol. Pretty funny.
what do you mean opposite?
Like switch the sexes.
It was a guy with no arms and legs or whatever.
oohhh
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